you guys were way drunker than both of me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
