Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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