mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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