He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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