the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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