now i know why i became what i already was.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Come on in and take your pants off
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