then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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