if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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