remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
no. you can't hotbox the world.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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