it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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