One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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