How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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