Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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