He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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