yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Shame - the story of my life.
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