My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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