Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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