i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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