Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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