its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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