Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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