Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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