on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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