Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Randomize
