Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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