Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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