If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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