brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I am one with the molecules
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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