there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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