so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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