Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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