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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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