Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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