So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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