Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We left the knife in your bed.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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