On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Randomize
