this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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