Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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