I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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