Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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