So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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