So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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