it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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