White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
