If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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