what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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