Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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