Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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