Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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