If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
did you just send me my own nude
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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