If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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