there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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