How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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